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BY DAVID FLORES AT 04:13 PM

The Gay, Republican Martin Luther King's "I have a dream" speech.

Would go something like this.

I have a DREAM... that one day gay Republicans and straight Republicans will cast aside the barriers that separate them and unite to weaken workplace safety regulations. I have a dream.

I have a DREAM... that one day a Republican will be judged not by the orifice into which he inserts his member, but by his fealty to business interests. I have a dream!

I have a DREAM... that in this great nation one day gay Republicans and straight Republicans will join hands and work to convince middle-class Americans and red-neck shit shovellers alike that Estate Taxes place a greater burden on them than on any other group in the country. I have a dream.

I have a DREAM... that gay Republicans and straight Republicans might one day cast aside their differences and find common cause in demonizing Hispanic immigrants for electoral advantage, even as they secretly assure corporate interests that it's all for show and their cheap labor will still be there, waiting at the curbside, tomorrow morning, just as they were yesterday morning and the morning before that. I have a dream.

I have a DREAM that multi-retroviral-coctail imbibing gay Republicans (like Andrew Sullivan) will one day join hands with expensive, experimental, hi-tech pacemaker wearing Republicans (like Dick Cheney) and fight back the scourge of universal access to medical care and a single-payer insurance system that delivers medical care to all regardless of their financial means. I have a dream.


Oh where, oh where are you, gay Republican Martin Luther King? America needs you now more than ever, sir!