UK Under Siege

Well, as we all know by now Great Britain is under attack. Beseiged from within by burgeois jihadists. Is nothing sacred anymore? Gone are the days when bombs and molotov cocktails were hurled by the improvished masses at the ruling aristocracy and their enabling middle class professionals. Now we have doctors, the highly educated strapping themselves with explosives and raging with bloodlust. What would Marx/Lenin say? They'd be appalled! Where the ideals of Marxist-Leninist Communism once failed to win the hearts and minds of the intelligensia (hence the need for their extermination), Islamo-Fascism/Jihadism/Wahabbiism/ShiiteSunni-cutoffmynosetospitemyfaceism is succeeding! Fanaticism and ideological zealotry has finally been successfully introduced to the burgeoning proffessional middle class... Next we can expect a wave of attacks by suicide-lawyer-bombers... ahh, Western society should only be so lucky...