Tuesday, July 31, 2007

People Are Idiots

Sheep, maybe the title should have been "People are sheep"...

So yesterday I was getting off the Metro at Suitland station, ready to trudge on over to the US Census Bureau and as usual the teeming throng of humanity that had just disembarked was caught at the bottle neck of the turnstiles.

Here in fancyshmancy DC we've got these electronic card passes for the metro, think EZPass for the subway... ANyway you can waive you card at the turnstile and it'll let you through... only the turnstile I was in line for wasn't working apparently... Undaunted, wave after wave of commuter washed up against the turnstile and met with the same fate as the sheep before them... only to turn away in shock and horror that their little convenience does not work. Today I was using an old fashioned ticket and thus got through.

I was mesmerized as person after person went right up and tried their card after seeing the person immediately infront of them fail. It really makes you wonder about humanity sometimes... Not just humanity, it makes you wonder about God.

Friday, July 06, 2007

Merritt Aldrich Russell October 3, 1936 - July 5, 2007

Beloved Father
Dedicated Husband
Loyal Brother
Loving Uncle

Rest In Peace

On a more somber note, a dear friend passed early yesterday evening following a rather sudden bout with cancer, heart and respiratory problems. While death was expected - as it is for us all - the suddenness and rapidity of his passing is a shock to us all. He is deeply loved and his loss will be felt for years to come.

Please keep him in your thoughts and prayers. He is survived by his wife, three grown children and his brother and his brother's family.

Thursday, July 05, 2007

A few Notes

THE 'STARBUCKS' EFFECT

I was on my way to the Metro station this morning, walking through the US Census Bureau when I happened upon a 30 something male having a temper-tantrum... He was in line in a small cafe apparently ordering breakfast. He was gesticulating at a sign that advertised a 'sale' on coffee - 16 oz 'Satrbucks' coffee for $2.50. Well, as it turns out they didn't have 'Starbucks' coffee there... this guy was having a shitfit and harrassing the attendant because he couldn't have his 'Starbucks'... boo... hoo... TOOL. It's theses 30somethings, stuck in dead-end yet profitable careers, doing thankless work that in the greater scheme of things is largely meaningless who want everything their way all the time that really tick me off... It's even more frustrating that I am almost 30 and most definitely subject to the characterization mentioned above. I WANT MY STARBUCKS (Venti No Whip, Peppermint Java Chip frappucino)!!! Hop to it coffee jerk!

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HUMAN TESTING

Also, just when you thought it was safe to go to the pool, at the country club no less:

StarTribune.com
Pool-drain victim undergoes surgery

Abigail Taylor, 6, was seriously injured in the wading pool of a St. Louis Park club after a drain sucked out several feet of her intestine.

By Jeff Strickler and Susan Feyder, Star Tribune

Last update: July 04, 2007 – 10:29 PM
A 6-year-old Edina girl remained hospitalized in serious condition Wednesday after an unusual accident in which several feet of her intestine were pulled out by the suction of a swimming pool drain.

Abigail Taylor was injured Friday in the wading pool at the Minneapolis Golf Club in St. Louis Park and taken to Children's Hospital for surgery.

"It's a horrible, life-altering injury," said Robert Bennett, the attorney for Abigail's parents, Scott and Kathryn Taylor.

Bennett said doctors had to perform surgery to remove the part of Abigail's intestine that remained following the accident. He said it is likely that she will have to be fed intravenously for the rest of her life.

Bennett said doctors now are concentrating on preventing infection and managing pain, and are also deciding what course to take on further potential medical procedures to treat the injury.

Bennett said Abigail does not yet know the full extent of her injuries. "She knows she's been hurt," he said. "She's a strong little girl. How she extricated herself from that drain I'll never know."

Although some details of the accident are still fuzzy, it is known that Abigail was able to free herself from the drain and get out of the pool on her own without calling for help. As a result, the extent of her injuries wasn't immediately evident to the people near her.

In a message posted on the Caring Bridge, a nonprofit Internet site that offers free Web pages to families of people recovering from illness or injuries, the Taylors said the protective cover on the pool's drain had come off.

If so, the scenario of the injury fits a pattern that the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission warned about in a 2005 report, "Guidelines for Entrapment Hazards: Making Pools and Spas Safer."

According to the report, if a child sits on an open drain, the suction, which can reach several hundred pounds per square inch, can rupture the rectum and eviscerate the child in a matter of seconds.

There have been three such incidents since 1990. The most recent was two years ago when a 3-year-old was disemboweled by a hot tub drain.

None of those accidents was fatal, although in the same time span 13 people, most of them children, drowned after being caught in underwater drains.

Abigail's injury comes as Congress is considering new pool-safety regulations. Instead of having one main drain, both public and private pools would be required to have multiple drains with reduced suction. Owners of existing pools would be able to install safety release sensors that will turn off the suction if it the system is blocked.

The Minneapolis Golf Club referred calls to its insurance company, which wasn't open Wednesday because of the holiday.

Bennett described the Taylors, who have three other daughters, "as brave and optimistic." He said they are focused on Abigail's immediate recovery, her long-term future care and steps that can be taken "to make sure this kind of thing never happens to anyone else again."

jstrickler@startribune.com • 612-673-7392

sfeyder@startribune.com • 612-673-1723

© 2007 Star Tribune. All rights reserved.
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Looks like the Department of Homeland Insecurity has been field testing new interrogation techniques on children again...

Guantanamo Guard: "Hey Ahmed, it sure is hot here in Cuba eh? To reward your cooperation in recent interviews and to appease our Red Cross monitors, we've decided to allow you to cool off in this nice, shallow kiddie pool..."

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IMMIGRATION

I enjoy riding the Metro to work every day, it allows me to escape the every day routine by making me feel like I'm visiting Spain; all the foreign language signage "Cuidad, PELIGROSO, Piso Mojado!", all the announcements over the PA in Spanish and not to mention the diminutive Spanish speakers coming and going and conversing in their native tounge... It's great, it reminds me of when I was in Santiago de Compostela or in the verdant hills of Galicia in northern Spain... Nevermind the fact that I'm still in Maryland, just outside our nation's capital...

Also, have you ever noticed just how diminutive the migrant laborers are? It's like they are mini people, people from the Middle Ages when food quality was so poor people didn't grow beyong about 5 feet tall and only lived to be about 35... Oddly reminiscient of modern day Latin America... Nevermind the political similarities...

Monday, July 02, 2007

UK Under Siege

Well, as we all know by now Great Britain is under attack. Beseiged from within by burgeois jihadists. Is nothing sacred anymore? Gone are the days when bombs and molotov cocktails were hurled by the improvished masses at the ruling aristocracy and their enabling middle class professionals. Now we have doctors, the highly educated strapping themselves with explosives and raging with bloodlust. What would Marx/Lenin say? They'd be appalled! Where the ideals of Marxist-Leninist Communism once failed to win the hearts and minds of the intelligensia (hence the need for their extermination), Islamo-Fascism/Jihadism/Wahabbiism/ShiiteSunni-cutoffmynosetospitemyfaceism is succeeding! Fanaticism and ideological zealotry has finally been successfully introduced to the burgeoning proffessional middle class... Next we can expect a wave of attacks by suicide-lawyer-bombers... ahh, Western society should only be so lucky...